I am going to put ALL my clothes in this little box.

I turned up to Benny’s work today in my new favourite outfit – see below – and his work collegue said to him “You could never live with her – the fashion Police would wake you up every morning.” Any normal person would take that as an insult, but i’m not normal so thanks Michael for the compliment :D.

Leopard print faux Raybans: €3 – Viareggio market stall.
Grey studded leather jacket: £15 – Matalan.
Black T: £3 – Primark.
Thick gold necklace: £2 – Matalan.
Vintage belt: £1.95 – Charity Shop.
Satchel: £2.95 – Charity Shop.
OTT skirt: 50p – Charity Shop.
Faux white converse: €15 – Shoe shop in Florence.

Gosh, my hair is very blonde isn’t it? – those big bad black roots need sorting out though asap. Somebody give me money to do so pretty please.

Double Denim.

Again I have no idea what this look is about – old school gypsy-esque perhaps? little girl lost in a charity shop? attacked by the most random clothes in my wardrobe? – whatever it is I LOVE it and I wish I could wear this outfit every single day but you know me, I can’t even wear the same outfit twice in one month or the world ends! – gosh people i’m only trying to save the world!

Scarf used as a hair bow: £1.99 – H&M.
Leopard print T: £1.49 – YMCA.
Denim gillet: as seen in this blog.
Denim hotpants: £1 – Teesside Hospice.
Elephant bag: £5 – no i’m no going to tell you.
Heart ring & Eagle ring: £2 each – Primark.
Bracelets: no idea – mixture of presents, Italian market stalls. The studded one at the bottom (or top) was 25p from some charity shop in Stockton.
Black Boots: £2.49 – YMCA.

A bit of advice from me to you. Next time you’re off bowling don’t wear micro denim hotpants as they are terribly restricting when it comes to celebrating strikes and going on the dance machine.

Newcastle Blonde.

I don’t know what I would call this style so lets go for crazymothafu***mongface. But I do love it and I am wearing all of my absolute favourite items of clothing in one hell of a mess look so it’s all good in the hood bizzatccheezzz.

Bowler hat: £5 – Stiches.
Glasses: £1 – Primark.
Jumper:£1 – Charity Shop.
Fantasy Fur Coat: £5 – Charity Shop.
Denim shorts: Cast off from Benny I believe which I cut up to micro size naturally.
Love Heart Tights: £6 – Topshop.
Studded Ankle Boots: £15 – that shop that isn’t Garage but near there.
Nude Satchel: £10 – Primark.

As you can now see in the above picture I am a blonde, have I got any dumber? – yes, that bleach must kill millions of brain cells.

Hat full of stars.

Oh, I really hate this snow now! No not because of the cold or the fact that I’ve slipped over about 10 times but because I have had to wear the same shoes every day with all of my outfits!!

As far as wellies these are a-okay but big black rubber boots simply don’t look good with a micro mini skirt but they are a necessity in this crazy-ass weathers so I’m going to have to put-up and shut-up.

Bowler hat: Stiches (fancy dress shop) – £5
Tweed blazer: Charity shop – £4
Camel blouse: Charity shop – £1
Black bodycon skirt: H&M – £7.99
Wooly tights: Primark – £2
Wellington boots: Primark – £10

I feel like a proper englishman in my tweed blazer and bowler hat – “Good afternoon to you Sir.”

Wes Brown Syndrome.

Yes I am currently suffering from that embarrassing disease of Wes Brown-avitus. My skin and hair have blended all together into one colour! – time to dye my locks I think, but what colour? – red, blonde, black, vimto? – the possibilites are endless, but all I do know is that I need it transformed ASAP before I am one block of beigey/brown-ness.

Anyways, less about my scary syndrome and more about my fashion…

Leather Jacket: Topshop – £30 (god, I have had a lot of wears out of this jacket – well worth the money.)
Oversized Camel Blouse: Topshop £40 – I JOKE, I JOKE! £1 – Charity Shop. (but really they are this expensive in Topshop – its quite sickening TBH )
Necklaces: Various places – £2 – £4.
Dark Denim shorts: Charity Shop – £1.
Studded Barrel Bag: Primark – £9 – IKR WTF?! – but I did desperately need it and its the perfect size so the amazingness has balanced out the OTT price.
Woolen Tights: Primark – £2.
Black Brogues: Primark – £8.

A piece of advice from me to you: do not wear micro denim shorts when riding a bike – OUCH!

Rest.In.Peace

First off I will apoligise for the stupid, vacant expression and pose in the picture below – just focus on the outfit please.

Saturday 25th September.

Undertaker jumper: eBay – £3.01
Acid wash denim skirt: Primark – £6
Grey woolen tights: Primark – £2
Leopard skin ankle boots: Barretts – £10

Oh, isn’t my ‘Taker jumper just the absolute best btw? – I may not be his biggest fan but when I seen it while having my daily scan through WWE items on eBay I knew that I needed it in my wardrobe asap.

Ahhh grey woolen tights, what would I do without thee? – they are my life saviour, now that it’s starting to get extremely cold again I must go out and buy millions of them in every colour under the rainbow.

p.s: how cute does little Gypsy-Lady look asleep on the sofa behind me. Awwwwwww.

The power of love.

Note: Do not wear a body-con skirt when going for a XL curry.

Thursday 19th August.

Leather Jacket: Topshop – £30
Back to the future t-shirt: Topshop – £9
Black bodycon skirt: H&m – £7.99
Floral tights: Italy – free as they were a present or they might be from Primark IDK.
Black Brogues: Primark – £8
Satchel: Primark – £6

Just putting it out there, I bought the Back to the future t-shirt as I LOVE that film and yes when I see girls in the t-shirt I do want to walk up to them and ask if they have ever seen the film, I’m guessing the majority of the answers would be “no” – same with girls who wear Rolling Stones/Led Zep tops and never have heard even one song by them. GRRRRR.

BTW every girl should have a black body-con skirt in their wardrobe – they are both a necessity and a marvel, they go with everything and hug you in all the right places to show off your sexy figure (well if you are a size 12 or under – don’t bother with such a skirt if you are over a size 12, thank you).

p.s: how ferosh does my hair look?

It was acceptable in the 80s – and still is now.

First off, I want to say thank you to my wonderful boyfriend who made my amazing new banner for ‘Daily Fashion’ – I LOVE IT! Thank you Benny :D.

Sorry, about the lack of blog updates recently, it’s been my birthday so I have been ultra busy the last few days but now I will get back on track so don’t worry.

Todays outfit is brought to you by the letter N (for Newcastle as that’s where I went) and the number 1986 (the year I’m channeling.)

Glasses: £1 – Primark.
Floral Scarf: Stolen from my mam who got it as a Christmas present – M&S.
Black T: I’m guessing it’s from Primark so probs about £2.
White pleather jacket: £9.99 – eBay.
Crocodile skin-esque satchel: £13.45 – Faith (in debenhams)
Fringe Jeans: Fringe: £1.20 – Boyes. Jeans: £28 – Topshop. Sew them together as seen in this blog and you yourself can get a fabulous and fierce pair of fringe flying jeans.
Ankle boots (which I LOVE & I can’t wait for winter so I can wear them more often): Studio – £22.

Oh BTW how amazing does my hair look in this picture. I recently got it dyed more of a ginger colour and now I feel like a female version of Ron Weasley: ginger, poor, dumb and I like to say the word bloody a lot – yes it’s a good thing.